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Posted by Andrew Roman on October 30, 2009

michelle obama_sleevelessFrom the “If This Had Been A Republican” file …

This story actually dates back to August – and many thanks to the great Weasel Zippers blog for bringing this back to my attention – but in light of the two-thousand page health care reform encyclopedia introduced by Madame Pelosi yesterday, coupled with the fairy-tale news reports of how “successful” the Stimulus Bill has been up to this point, this is more than relevant today.

So, I respectfully pose the question … How did the First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, tend to her personal needs and desires before moving into the White House? How was she ever able to master such tricky maneuvers such as getting her hair done, putting on her make-up and laying out her clothes without a veritable army of servants to assist? How did she survive before a gaggle of taxpayer-funded minions attended to her every whim?

And exactly how much taxpayer money does Michelle Obama require for her twenty-six – count ’em twenty-six -personal attendants?

Dr. Paul L. Williams of the Canada Free Press (CFP) writes:

The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.

Little did American voters realize the call for “change” would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.

Just to be clear … That’s nearly two-million dollars of taxpayer money not going to the health-care deprived citizens of this country. That’s almost two million dollars of taxpayer money not being doled out to the dying (and almost-dying) who litter America’s streets. That’s practically two-million bucks  not going out to the victims of the health-care Holocaust taking place across America.

In July, the CFP originally reported that Mrs. Obama had a mere twenty-two assistants at her doiposal … but they were dead wrong.

The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.

Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on and Canada Free Press on July 7.

All of those assistants and no one can come up with a single pair of sleeves?

And in the name of all that is holy, can we possibly combine all twenty-six carbon footprints into one big all-encompassing footprint to save space? And the planet?

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